As Promised…

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I promised updates.

This fact dawned on me as I stood in front of the corkboards in the student lounge browsing the posters to avoid staring at my herb notes.

I wish that I could say that finals are over, but they’re not. Five down, two to go. This afternoon I actually constructed a seven day schedule for myself. It looks like this:

Friday: study

Saturday: study

Sunday: study

Monday: take final #6 and then study

Tuesday: study

Wednesday: study

Thursday: take final #7

Sadly, 98% of the studying I am going to do over the next seven days is for one class. It’s that intensive. I’ll be relieved when it’s over.

Right now, I am cramming as much information into my noggin as possible because, tonight, we are going to venture to Balboa Park for the December Nights festival. Every December for two nights, the park museums are open to the public for free. The Museum of Art, the Photographic Arts Museum, the Natural History Museum, the Air and Space Museum… all free admission. I love it. Of course, the international food and drink provided by various venders is also quite attractive. Eric and I went last year and had a blast. This year will be even more exciting since it will be a welcomed break from studying. Mmmm… I can taste the perogies and Turkish coffee already.

Anyway, I will continue to update regularly so don’t go anywhere.

Peace.

Cycle

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Do you know what it is I fear most when I ride my bike to school and back?

It’s not the buses and cars with whom I share the road.

Or the bumps and divots in the pavement that rattle my bones.

Or the jackasses that fail to look both ways before pulling into the street.

Nor is it the freeway merges or the bums on the bike paths or the thick, gray morning fog.

It’s the parked cars. I don’t trust the fuckers.

A Bug Named Evil Qi

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Caught a bug.

And I am not talking about the kind I like to suck up with the dust buster when they invade my home. No, I caught the “sore throat wreck my body” kind of bug which is a bummer because it is not like I have time to rest and recover.

But just between you and I: I did sleep until 9:30 a.m. this morning. A luxury I cannot necessarily afford, but it did make me feel better. Now, I have to study for a Fundamentals quiz for the next four hours until I rush off to see my new acupuncturist who will hopefully give me some stinky herbs to sooth my throat.

Bless me. I just sneezed on my keyboard.

Inside Out

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As I have mentioned, I just spent the last three days studying the axil skeleton which is composed of the skull, vertebral column, and bony thorax or thoracic cage (the ribs, the thoracic vertebrae, the sternum). So, I am intimately familiar with the structure of each subdivision and its functions.

This afternoon, while jogging a three mile loop around the neighborhood, I got to the thinking about the bones, muscles, and cartilage in the thoracic cage as I attempted to deepen my breath. Then I began to picture my thoracic cage rising and falling, expanding and contracting as I labored to take in as much oxygen as possible. In my brain, I could see the first ten of my twelve ribs expanding laterally and contracting medially with each inhale. I could picture my sternum angling anteriorly at the sternal angle just below the manubrium. I could imagine the nucleus pulposus of the internal portion of my vertebrae absorbing the shock of my footfalls. In my head, I could see the real thing… the slime, the colors, the horror-film version of it all. And all I could think was…

EW!

Peeping Pablo

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My breasts were invited to a shindig this Sunday by a chatty drunk man who introduced himself as Pablo. Pablo cornered me at the intersection of Broadway and 13th to extend to me an invite to this “bad ass thing” in Balboa Park on Sunday “in that place where he plays dominoes but two blocks further up” which is going to have “all kinds of fun kids shit and shit.” Only Pablo didn’t really tell me about the party. He told my breasts. He spoke to my boobs with the same attention and enthusiasm one might give to a close friend in the heat of conversation. If I wasn’t so appalled and a little bit terrified, I might have been amused. He was quite animated, very excited, and oddly polite.

Oh Pablo! If my boobs had teeth, they would have bitten the tip of your nose off and spat (spit?) it back at you. Ass.

Accepted

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I got in.

The Pacific College of Oriental Medicine accepted my application yesterday. I start classes on the 28th of April.

My first semester involves seven classes: Tai Ji 1, Clinical Counseling 1, Medical Terminology, Biology, Anatomy 1, Foundations of Chinese Medicine, and Fundamentals of Chinese Medicine 1.

It’s going to be tough. But I am looking forward to it.

Clean Slate Epiphany

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This morning I awoke feeling sorry for myself. I went to bed in the same mood. I am stuck on this emotional rollercoaster ride that elevates me to great heights and then plunges me into utter despair. It has everything to do with job hunting. There is no hope. Of this, I am convinced. Everyone around me likes to give me that half-hearted pep talk about time and patience and the eventual payoff, but they are not the ones watching their education and six years of experience fall by the wayside. It’s hard to develop confidence when each week’s end brings another round of disappointments.

That is where my mind was focused as I laid in bed this morning staring at the ceiling. I was having trouble finding the motivation to get up. What did I have to look forward to? Washing the dishes? Sweeping the floor? Checking the mail? Even a nice long shower, which I am always up for, seemed too pointless a task. So I laid there with the covers pulled up to my chin like a little girl frightened of the demons under her bed.

Then, as it always does, my mind drifted to the reality of the situation: I had to snap out of this funk. It is easy to feel sorry for yourself when you are alone, but it makes things much worse when you are not. Inevitably, Eric always shoulders the weight of my darks moods as I shoulder the weight of his. When my foul mood makes Eric’s mood foul it makes my mood all the fouler. I think that is known as a vicious cycle.

So I took a shower, dressed, and headed out the door. My mission: breakfast. As much as I loathe admitting it, food is an effective therapy at times. Plus, I was sure that getting away from the house for a bit would help. Without a second thought, I aimed my head and heart in the direction of one of my favorite cafes in San Diego and never looked back.

I settled into a tiny table in the darkest corner of the restaurant, ordered a coffee and a water, and smiled as the waitress complimented my meal choice. Then I cracked open the new novel my book club choose for our February meeting and buried my nose in its pages. I did not expect to enjoy the book. I was pleasantly surprise to find that it actually disappointed me to have to put it down as the waitress set my food on the table. After I cleaned my plate, I continued to read and drink coffee until my hands were visibly shaking from the excess caffeine. I left when the thought of another sip of java made my stomach grumble in protest.

From there, I walked around the city for a few hours taking note of all the places and things I wanted to photograph for the upcoming Photo Night. I laughed at an old lady’s t-shirt that read “Old Guys Rule” and contained a funny “old guy” cartoon with wrinkles, a high waistline, glasses, and a cane. I rolled my eyes at the sign a homeless man was holding which read, “Why lie? I need a beer.” I widen my eyes at the sight of a disheveled black man pacing the sidewalk shouting, “Afraid to love! Afraid to love! Everyone is afraid to love!” There is never a dull moment in downtown San Diego.

Before heading back to the condo, I stopped by our post office box to pick up the mail. When I slid the heavy brass draw open the first thing to catch my eye was a large envelop from the Pacific College of Oriental Medicine. Last week, I ordered a catalog after I browsed the college’s website. As soon as I got home, I torn into the envelope and read the catalog cover to cover. And, for the first time in a long time, I had an epiphany. A moment of clarity, if you will.

See, California was supposed to be my clean slate. My do-over. Prior to leaving Maryland, I had reached my wits end when it came to my career. I was disgusted with the path I had chosen. More so, I was embarrassed to be a part of it. My line of work in the ambulance chasing-rainmaking-plaintiff personal injury field was sucking me dry of such characteristics as compassion, empathy, and charity. Worse, I was using the “a steady paycheck” excuse as a mean to justify the fact that every other day I was involved in a task that compromised my ethics. I couldn’t bare it anymore so I resolved to remove myself from the problem and become a part of the solution.

That is why California was so appealing to me. I decided that I wanted to go back to school and obtain an education in Traditional Chinese Medicine. I wanted to help people heal. I wanted to help people find themselves… spiritually, physically, and mentally. As a workers’ compensation paralegal, I saw my clients suffer at the hands of their physicians who wanted nothing more than to pump their patients full of painkillers, collect their big fat checks at the end of a four-hour day, and rush off to vacation in Italy for a month while their patients spiraled into the deepest levels of chemical dependency. Then, when they returned from their happy vacations to find their patients addicted to the pain medications prescribed in copious amounts by their own hand, they would refuse to treat the individual further (citing chemical dependency) and left the patient to face the pain of withdraw on their own.

I was done with that world. My days of keeping my mouth shut were over. I was determined to give back what I so haphazardly took. But, somewhere along the way, I lost sight of that purpose. Selfish desires clouded my judgment. So, I began obsessively throwing myself at a world I vowed to leave behind forever. Maybe that is the simple answer to my trivial problem. Maybe my inability to find a job in San Diego’s legal community is the Universe’s way of reminding why I came here in the first place: to change.

California is my clean slate. I think it is now time to embrace that.

Holy Guacamole!

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By tomorrow afternoon my avocadoes should be plenty ripe to make an exquisite organic guacamole. I am even flirting with the idea of making my own tortilla chips. As pathetic as it sounds, I am looking forward to it and have been since the day we received our avocadoes. 

It’s funny how priorities change as we age. I would have laughed and laughed and laughed had someone asked me several years ago if I thought I’d be ecstatic about making homemade guacamole. Hell, several years ago I could even stand the thought of homemade anything if I was the one doing the making. My idea of cooking was to open a can of soup or boil a few noodles before I dumped a package of cheese powder over them. Now, I dice slice season sauté boil and blanch like a pro. I go out of my way to avoid pre-packaged foods, I avoid any foods with ingredients I cannot pronounce, and I thrive off of organic produce purchased from local farmers. I can’t even stand to step foot in a conventional grocery store these days. If I do, it is to pick up laundry soap or razors.

Of course, I never thought that I’d one day marry and move to California either. I mean… California? Don’t get me wrong. California is great. But from the vantage point of a born and bred East Coaster, it didn’t look appealing. Mudslides, earthquakes, the rich and famous, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. For christ sakes, the people of California elected The Terminator to govern their state. The Terminator!!! 

But my priorities have changed and, as a result, I am feeling “old” for the first time in my life. At what point did cleaning my house become priority over sleeping in? When did I put away my cinderblock and 2×4 bookshelf for a sleek contemporary piece of furniture that is outrageously pricey? When did I trade in pre-packaged convenience for the lush, exotic do-it-yourself culinary experience? Why am I gitty for guacamole?

Day by Day

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So. We have settled into a nice routine. Eric gets up and goes to work. I get up and look for work. I sit in silence all day hoping the phone will ring. When it does it is usually Eric letting me know he is on his way home. Eric gets home. We make dinner. We hang out for a few hours. Then we go to bed.

As for my daytime routine, well it can range from entirely depressing to not so bad. Today, it’s entirely depressing. Tomorrow, I am hoping for not so bad. On the bright side, when I have nothing to do all day I tend to eat well and exercise a great deal. How’s that for moping effectively?

Eat your veggies.

Pierced

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I realized it halfway through the interview. Like an epiphany from heaven. Like the voice of God herself whispering into my ear.

“Aubry,” it said, “you forgot to remove your nose ring.”

Dammit!

Internally, I panicked. My mind raced.

“Maybe she hasn’t noticed,” I thought to myself. “Maybe she doesn’t care.”

Externally, I nodded my head and did my best to maintain my cool while simultaneously resisting the urge to compulsively touch my nose. Every time she touched her face… my heart skipped a beat.

“Is she scratching her nose because of me? Is she subconsciously trying to communicate her disapproval? Is she staring?”

I found myself shifting in my chair so that the right side of my face was hidden from her view. Like that was going to fool her.

At one point, she left me alone in her office to go make a copy of my resume. I briefly flirted with the idea of ripping the nose ring out of my nose right there and then. But she left the door open when she exited the office. I did not want potential future co-workers to be catch me digging at my nose. More importantly, I was terrified that she would return before I could pull the whole thing out. Heaven forbid she walk in on me to find me with a nasal screw sticking halfway out of my nostril. And what if I dropped it on the floor of her office? I didn’t want to risk it.

When I got home I ran to the bathroom to stare at my reflection. One brief look confirmed my worse fears.

“Yep,” I said to myself, “She definitely noticed.”

The hippie in me wants to believe that I am better off not working for a company who judges its potential employees based on little, insignificant things such as piercings. The practical professional in me knows better. Even out here in liberal California, I can’t expect that kind of open-mindedness from any corporate entity.

Well, I’ll just have to wait and see what she decides.